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Saturday, March 1, 2008
Funny poem {4:52 AM}
Well, I found this poem in an old Foxtrot comic book, its from a husband to his wife on Valentine's day... Note: it is NOT really anything about love.
Dear fatso...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
If something smells bad,
It's gotta be you.
Roses are red,
Emeralds green;
You must weigh more
Than a washing machine.
Roses are red,
Tomatoes are too;
If I had one now,
I'd throw it at you.
Roses are red,
Like a big fiery comet;
Your face would make
Even Godzilla vomit.
Roses are red,
Daffodils gold;
You might look better
If you scraped off that mold.
Roses are red,
Looming huge to the ant,
I wish you would drown
In a waste treatment plant.
Your kisses sweet,
Like angel's song-
Well, that's all. You might be thinking why the end is so abrupt, well, that's because the wife hit the husband before she even finished reading the poem.
Haha.
Hope you enjoyed it~!
Gabriel Lim (6)
